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Crimean Vote Spawns Global Deamand to Roll Back the Clock

The referendum in the Crimea has spawned a wave of demands worldwide among oppressed peoples and ethnic purists wanting to reclaim their roots and return to the unspoiled past. The following resolutions have been received by our news room: (1) “We the WASPS of New England and the southern USA do solemnly swear that with …

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Mark Lee

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Editor, author and writer with career spanning print, radio, television and new media.

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The British Are Slumming! The British Are Slumming!

The last British Governor of Trinidad and Tobago left as his legacy a dump and a highway. The dump symbolizes the way in which the British were anxious to get rid of some of the supposedly useless and troublesome bits of their Empire like Trinidad. The highway represents the typical British attitude to negotiations, “My …

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Fatwa on Bonn, fi Saturn and how dem dis Wi Island

“Fatwa mi say,” declared Richard Reid from his high security prison in the USA. Reid was responding to the setting on fire of the Jamaican flag in a TV ad by German electronics retailer Saturn. “The Jamaican government and the Jamaican people should not put up with this type of disrespect and if Germany does …

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Mark Lee

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Editor, author and writer with career spanning print, radio, television and new media.

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